A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.

Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.

vaginasseur by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013

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vagussy

A term linking the words pussy and vagina together. Used as a derogatory term you call your friend when he's being an absolute wuss and calling him a pussy or a vagina just will not do.

Chadd is cooking his girlfriend some dinner instead of meeting us out for a beer, what a vagussy, he needs to grow a pair.

vagussy by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008

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Vaginus

(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.

Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".

Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"

Vaginus by Shaka Demus 268 November 1, 2007

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