Vaginus 

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

Vaginus by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005

Vaginus 

(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.

Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".

Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"

Vaginus by Shaka Demus 268 November 1, 2007

Vaginus 

An anus and a vaginal hole ripped into one.

I fucked her holes so hard they ripped into a Vaginus

Vaginus by Blitzstrike92 May 17, 2009

vaginus 

(n.) the vagina that is surgically constructed from a penis during sexual re-assignment surgery

Even after hours of tongue numbing cunnilingus, it never dawned on me that Faux Necia's was a vaginus not a vagina.

vaginus by AlainLuc May 19, 2009

Vaginus 

When a vagina smells like shit, or if a puss is behaving like an asshole, or vice versa.

Also a rare deformity where there's an anus implanted in ones vagina

That chicks vaginus makes me feel like throwing up

John is behaving like a vaginus

Vaginus by Altai"r Ibn' La Ahad October 10, 2014

vaginus 

when you release from the front and the back.

usually happens in intercourse, OR taking a shit .

ummmm.... i just oozed vaginus

vaginus by cooperanus June 14, 2011

Vaginus 

n; a vagina, when referred to by a younger brother

10 year-old boy to his older sister: "Were you just scratching your VAGINUS?"

Vaginus by Cherry Goldencarp November 14, 2012