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Vaginus

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Vaginu

A shamu sized vagina. Loose. Large like a whale.

Boy: I totally didn't fuck ann yesterday.
Boy 2: why dude she hot?
Boy: she had a giant ass vaginu.
Boy2: ewwwwwwwwww.

by lolface64 August 05, 2013

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Vaginus

(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.

Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".

Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"

by Shaka Demus 268 October 16, 2007

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Vaginus

An anus and a vaginal hole ripped into one.

I fucked her holes so hard they ripped into a Vaginus

by Blitzstrike92 May 17, 2009

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vaginus

(n.) the vagina that is surgically constructed from a penis during sexual re-assignment surgery

Even after hours of tongue numbing cunnilingus, it never dawned on me that Faux Necia's was a vaginus not a vagina.

by AlainLuc May 19, 2009

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Vaginus

When a vagina smells like shit, or if a puss is behaving like an asshole, or vice versa.

Also a rare deformity where there's an anus implanted in ones vagina

That chicks vaginus makes me feel like throwing up

John is behaving like a vaginus

by Altai"r Ibn' La Ahad October 09, 2014

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