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vagincubus
1: a shade of purple not known to man (can not be described in words)
2: the result of a castration
3: an item that is forcefully propelled by vaginal muscles having a velocity of at least 3 mph (object must weigh a minimum of 52 grams or 1.83 oz)
2: the result of a castration
3: an item that is forcefully propelled by vaginal muscles having a velocity of at least 3 mph (object must weigh a minimum of 52 grams or 1.83 oz)
1: The boy's dyed their hair vagincubus.
2: John had a huge vagincubus under his penis.
3: Gwen's vagincubus was a Sprite can and a cell phone.
2: John had a huge vagincubus under his penis.
3: Gwen's vagincubus was a Sprite can and a cell phone.
vagincubus by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008
Related Words
vaginch • vaginahead • vaginahole • vagitch • vagichasm • vagicheese • Vagichills • Vagichode • Vagichoke • Vagichop
Vaginaholic
1. One who has an insatiable appetite for the female genitalia. 2. The condition of a habit relating to vagina 3. One who needs vagina very frequently and in large amounts.
Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.
Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.
Vaginaholic by SeanH September 21, 2007
Vagichode
Kristen has a vagichode.
vaginahide
Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!
Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
vaginahide by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012
Vagichoke
A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.
Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.
Vagichoke by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
vaginahead
vaginahead by Ariana April 4, 2005
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