vaginch

The act of pinching a vagina. Executed by placing the middle and index fingers on one side of the vaginal opening and the thumb directly opposite and squeezing vigorously.

Hey man, that jellyfish just gave Erin the vaginch!

by Leelito June 11, 2007

vagincubus

1: a shade of purple not known to man (can not be described in words)

2: the result of a castration

3: an item that is forcefully propelled by vaginal muscles having a velocity of at least 3 mph (object must weigh a minimum of 52 grams or 1.83 oz)

1: The boy's dyed their hair vagincubus.

2: John had a huge vagincubus under his penis.

3: Gwen's vagincubus was a Sprite can and a cell phone.

by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008

Vaginaholic

1. One who has an insatiable appetite for the female genitalia. 2. The condition of a habit relating to vagina 3. One who needs vagina very frequently and in large amounts.

Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.

My name is Sean H. and I am a vaginaholic.

by SeanH September 21, 2007

Vagichode

- (n.) a vagina that is wider than it is long
adapted from the words vagina and chode

Kristen has a vagichode.

by stuykid December 13, 2008

vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags

Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

Vagichoke

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.

Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

vaginahead

When someone's being an idiot or moron. Also, if someone is being annoying.

"Dude, shut up. You're such a vaginahead!"

by Ariana April 4, 2005