vaginahide

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a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags

Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.

vaginahide by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

Words you can keep

Vaginacade

Like a barricade for vagina, cock block.

How you doin? Not tonight honey I have a headache.

She used the Vaginacade.

Vaginacade by BKibbles December 30, 2008

Related Words

vaginahide • vaginacide • vaginaside • vagina rider • Vaginacade • vaginahole • vaginaise • Vaginade • vaginadeaf • vaginafied

vaginaphile

A vaginaphile (or vaginophile) is a person who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward vaginas.

Chris is a total vaginaphile but can't stand hanging with women.

vaginaphile by silly1234 January 7, 2011

Vaginacade

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.

So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...

Vaginacade by BKibbles July 21, 2007

Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide

Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am

Vaginacide by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015

vaginatized

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008

Vaginade

Slang for "Pussy Juice". Pour it in a cup, put some ice in it and drink dat shit up!

"Maria opened up a vaginade stand to compete with her brothers penisauce stand across the street"

Vaginade by Zino July 21, 2003

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026