vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags

Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

Vaginacade

Like a barricade for vagina, cock block.

How you doin? Not tonight honey I have a headache.

She used the Vaginacade.

by BKibbles December 30, 2008

vaginaphile

A vaginaphile (or vaginophile) is a person who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward vaginas.

Chris is a total vaginaphile but can't stand hanging with women.

by silly1234 January 7, 2011

Vaginacade

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.

So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...

by BKibbles July 21, 2007

Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide

Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am

by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015

vaginatized

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

by Mulder March 8, 2008

Vaginade

Slang for "Pussy Juice". Pour it in a cup, put some ice in it and drink dat shit up!

"Maria opened up a vaginade stand to compete with her brothers penisauce stand across the street"

by Zino July 21, 2003