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vagincubus 

1: a shade of purple not known to man (can not be described in words)

2: the result of a castration

3: an item that is forcefully propelled by vaginal muscles having a velocity of at least 3 mph (object must weigh a minimum of 52 grams or 1.83 oz)
1: The boy's dyed their hair vagincubus.

2: John had a huge vagincubus under his penis.

3: Gwen's vagincubus was a Sprite can and a cell phone.
vagincubus by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008
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Vagincubation 

Noun

1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
Q: "So, Lisa, tell me, did you have sex with Rodney yet?"

A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
Vagincubation by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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