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Hey, did you smoke your veggies today?
veggies by chris enright November 23, 2003
instrument of torture (see vegatables)
so still not talkin eh?well you will once you eat... brocolie!
veggies by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005
The beast is such a veggies
veggies by Anonymous March 11, 2003
Video Games-VG’s-Veggies
It’s all about Translating.
Nerd 1: Let’s play some veggies Dallas!
Nerd 2: Ya!

peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

yellow veggies 

Another term for porn. Porn rhymes with corn. Corn is a yellow veggie.
They wanted to talk about porn but their mom was around so they talked about 'yellow veggies'.

We watched yellow veggies all night.
yellow veggies by paulfroxx July 25, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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