vagasil

A common female product but can also be used to describe a needed item by a male OR female. If someone is cranky or whiny, you can say that they need some vagasil to make them feel better.

My boss was in a bad mood today, so I told him I'd buy him a tube of vagasil to make his pussy feel better.

My girlfriend has been bitching non-stop for the past 2 weeks, I told her to buy some damn vagasil already!

by Clueless Steve July 26, 2006

Vagability

The ability possessed by ONLY women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs.

Scott and Jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when Leya came she had the vagability to get them in.

by UcladudeJon July 27, 2014

vagaisle

The aisle in the supermarket or drugstore that has all the tampons, pads, feminine hygiene sprays, douche, yeast infection treatments, pregnancy tests, condoms, lubricant, etc, etc....

Mark realized to his horror that to reach the toothpaste he would have to traverse the vagaisle.

by MSP July 16, 2008

vagisil

Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely

OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil

by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008

Vagisil

Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.

Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!

by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010

vagisil wheels

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.

Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

vagisil

Bengay for the va-jay-jay

I've been itching all day, its time for the vagisil"

by 2 sick pups November 13, 2011