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Vagasilly 

Stupid commercials for Women are so Vagasilly.
Did you see the latest commercial for your yeast infection? It's so Vagasilly.
Vagasilly by JM Rachem August 23, 2010
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Wet Vagilly 

A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."
Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.
Wet Vagilly by The Green Hornet October 16, 2008
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Wet Vagilly 

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.
I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.
Wet Vagilly by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008
A vagwilly is a vaginal version of the wet willy! Invented by one Birdstrom T. McCallum
My finger went from her vagina into her ear. Vagwilly!!!! Boom

Vagisilly 

Girls acting silly in that girly kind of way........
"Baby, stop being so vagisilly. You need to regulate....." :S
Vagisilly by Tricky White Devil August 4, 2009
A common female product but can also be used to describe a needed item by a male OR female. If someone is cranky or whiny, you can say that they need some vagasil to make them feel better.
My boss was in a bad mood today, so I told him I'd buy him a tube of vagasil to make his pussy feel better.

My girlfriend has been bitching non-stop for the past 2 weeks, I told her to buy some damn vagasil already!
vagasil by Clueless Steve July 26, 2006

vagatillion 

I went to Lilith Fair and ran into a vagatillion.
vagatillion by The higher Being March 12, 2022
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