vaganis

The combination of a woman's vaginal opening and her anus.

I fucked that bitch in the ass so hard she's got a vaganis.

by Yellowbeard R!!!! October 24, 2004

vaganis

When a woman's stomach and vagina seem to have melded together as one large bulge. This is also referred to as Pussy Gut in some areas of the country.

Oh my god that old lady has a bulging vaganis coming out of those stretch pants!

by Captain Douchebag February 17, 2008

temporary veganism

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.

Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.

by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020

Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

vagalistic

of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion

Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?

Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.

Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

vagaisle

The aisle in the supermarket or drugstore that has all the tampons, pads, feminine hygiene sprays, douche, yeast infection treatments, pregnancy tests, condoms, lubricant, etc, etc....

Mark realized to his horror that to reach the toothpaste he would have to traverse the vagaisle.

by MSP July 16, 2008

vagenis

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

by junja1234 July 12, 2009