vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

Pearl's Vag

A gaping cavern in which all whom enter get lost, never to be seen again.

We lost a lot of good men to Pearl's Vag this year.

by Xaneaux July 11, 2011