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va-gina

fat lady with eyes going different ways screaming and creaming at and on children while touching her crease in the middle of assembly
jake-“nah did u see va-gina’s crease yesterday
kemmy- “yeah man that pum stank”
jake- “ik man but i still hit that vagasshole”
by fuckinghorny17yearold December 12, 2025
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VA-GI-NA!

"VA-GI-NA!"
by Gallagher77B January 13, 2009
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Vagina Handshake

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
by Chas501 December 31, 2016
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theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.
by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022
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vaginablaster

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion
She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster
by MLG quickscoper May 3, 2015
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vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
by ah_halifax January 6, 2013
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vaginagram

Wonda Wonderpig sent a vaginagram to Ben Dover!
by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017
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