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fat lady with eyes going different ways screaming and creaming at and on children while touching her crease in the middle of assembly
jake-“nah did u see va-gina’s crease yesterday”
kemmy- “yeah man that pum stank”
jake- “ik man but i still hit that vagasshole”
va-gina by fuckinghorny17yearold December 12, 2025

Vagina Handshake 

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.
theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

Vagina Douch 

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
Vagina Douch by Chas501 August 21, 2008

Vagina Garden 

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.
Vagina Garden by Chas501 May 3, 2007

Friendly Vagina 

A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.
Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."

Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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