VA-GI-NA!

a way of breaking the silence in a crowded room.

"VA-GI-NA!"

by Gallagher77B January 13, 2009

va-gina

fat lady with eyes going different ways screaming and creaming at and on children while touching her crease in the middle of assembly

jake-“nah did u see va-gina’s crease yesterday”
kemmy- “yeah man that pum stank”
jake- “ik man but i still hit that vagasshole”

by fuckinghorny17yearold December 12, 2025

Vagina Handshake

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

by Chas501 December 31, 2016

theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

Vagina Douch

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.

Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?

by Chas501 August 21, 2008

Vagina Garden

Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.

by Chas501 May 3, 2007

Friendly Vagina

A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.

Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."

Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 24, 2015