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Ur uncle joe a Toe 

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...
Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

ur uncle rapist 

The truly worst insult of all time, yes even worse than ur mom gay ,ur dad lesbian or Ur Granny Tranny. This insult is so annihilating because it is true and triggers flashbacks to peoples toddler years
Bob: ur mom gay lol
Dylan: nein, ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny tranny

Dylan: *fighting tears and clinching his fists* ur uncle rapist
Bob: assumes fetal position as cries about the time that his uncle opened Bob
ur uncle rapist by KTDream March 12, 2018

Fuck ur uncle 

i) A term which is used as a comeback to anything or an anyone that is in disagreement with a statement that you have made.

ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
Example A:

Fred: I don't like you

You: Fuck ur uncle

Fred: *will most likely just shut up*

Example B:

Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?

You: Fuck ur uncle!

Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
Fuck ur uncle by cookieninja_ September 10, 2019

Ur uncle queer 

Worse than ur granny tranny.
This is said to have caused The Big Bang.
Peter: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Peter: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur uncle queer
*Peter warps through his own anus, turning himself into a blackhole, andinstantly killing every human on Earth.*
Ur uncle queer by 817.Nibba March 12, 2018

ur uncle a funcle 

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.
Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

Ur uncle a drunkle 

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot
Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast