uright

A word a man may hear once or twice in his lifetime from his significant other. Many people can find satisfaction upon hearing the word "uright", but it is especially when the male brain receives this word from a female partner that causes the neurotransmitter dopamine to be immediately released in large quantities throughout; putting the male into a supreme state of ecstasy. Unfortunately such instances are rare, as the female must exert an enormous amount of forced energy-not unlike the separation of two atoms-to mutter this simple two syllable word.

Stephanie: "They close at 10."

Sina: "No they closed at 9, I'm sure. I was just there the other night, sorry."

Stephanie: "NO THEY DONT NO THEY DONT THEYRE OPEN IM TELLING YOU YOU JUST DONT WANNA TAKE ME HUH HUH LAZYASS WAT YOU DONT WANT ME TO EAT U U THINK IM FAT HUH IS THAT IT!?!"

Sina: "Ok fine."

*20 mins later*

Stephanie: "uright."

uright by heyhitmeBAM September 10, 2012

upright reverse kanga 

Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:

1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.

The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.

Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.

Bine: Grubba could pull it off.

Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.

Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!

upright reverse kanga by the rompster June 11, 2011

Upright Citizens Brigade 

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."

(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."

Upright Citizens Brigade by Colby October 18, 2004

tuppenny upright 

Sexual intercourse with a prostitute while standing up against a street wall.

Old street slang, meaning sexual intercourse while standing upright with the prostitute against a wall for a tuppenny. Today it means a quick shag with a prostitute for a small some of money, typically £5. Hense, tuppenny upright, quickie against the wall for a small sum.

tuppenny upright by Kenjar December 9, 2008

TOby upright 

A boy who is ginger who is loveable can be mean or rude but is also very polite when he wants to be. Does well in most subjects at school. Dates populars but likes someone who is not. Hot kind talk of that year. But drama starter or gets involved.

Girl: hey is that Toby upright
Girl 2: yeah omg he’s so cute right?
Girl 1: I guess but he’s sometimes rude to me.
Girl 2:he might like you!
Girl 1:nah

TOby upright by Matthew Arnold January 2, 2019

Stand Upright Rebooted 

(otherwise known as sur) A shitty "reboot" of the popular Roblox Classic: "Stand Upright" the ownership has shitty update schedules,bare minimum as content,and the owner,Zai, does not care for the community

"hey wanna play stand upright rebooted?"
"No lol that game sucks"

Stand Upright Rebooted by PhilosopherRinoku October 21, 2023

upright 

to be awake, out of bed, or standing up.

dude, it's 3am. i will text you back when i am upright.

upright by Jesse Colburn January 10, 2009