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uremom by uremomsfat May 9, 2018
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Urmomgotem

Urmomgotem is a term used as a better version and commonly used follow up to the “ur mom” joke. Invented by some musical Tunes. Urmomgotem can also be used at any given moment or at Urmomgotem any give time in a sentence or urmomgotem sentence fragment urmomgotem.
Bill - Hey Sam, how is your day going?
Sam - Urmomgotem.
_____

Joe - Wait who’s that?

Bob - Urmomgotem!
Urmomgotem by cabbage stonks August 20, 2021
The best comeback any nigga can ever make when being roasted by an opp. Worse than "Ur Granny Tranny" or "Surrender Transgender". Use this to redeem yourself however if he hits you with "U R Rarted" then it's over my dude.
Random nigga on the internet: Surrender Transgender

Other Random Nigga: Urmomgae

Random Nigga on the Internet: Breaks Laptop
(n)
1.used when you feel like you need to respond with something, but just can't think of what...

2.an answer that is a funny reply for most questins
person 1: its hot
person 2: urmom is hot

person 1:wheres my ipod?
person 2: urmom

person 1: who's your new b/f?
person2: urmom
urmom by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005
urmom was the definition last night if you catch my drift












:o
urmom is generally used as a response to anything on the internet, usually by people of a somewhat simple nature.

lol checkmate
urmom by urmom October 10, 2003

yo’ure mom got big gay 

when ur mom gay so much her big gay
Tim:u suck in minecraft
Billy: yo’ure mom got big gay

Tim:oof

Urmomphobia 

the phobia (fear) of ur mom jokes
Why would you do a ur mom joke? I have Urmomphobia
Urmomphobia by FunniLavender69420 January 17, 2022
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