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urbanomics 

is a discipline that involves arranging the definitions to fit the person in it
assken is off the hook the way he uses urbanomics to come up w/defs for words he makes up outta thin air and posts them on urbandictionary
urbanomics by assken December 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Urbanodictionariaphobia 

The fear of the Urban dictionary. If you are reading this, you don't have it.
Person A: Hey, let's go check out JJJake's definition of ploofy on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAHHHH!! Stop it! I have Urbanodictionariaphobia!
Person A: What does that mean? Hang on a sec, I'll just search it up on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urbandicster 

That inventive creative person that loves to publish words on Urban dictionary.
Arnold Dignard is so consumed with urban dictionary that he has become a celebrity in his own mind, publishing words left and right. He's an urbandicster for sure.
Urbandicster by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017

Urbanics 

1. The theory of the Urban language in action.

2. Spoken or written words that are derived from the Urban

language.

3. Anything associated with Keith Urban or any other

Urbanites.
Urbanics is taught at all schools outside of the classroom.

His urbanics are hard to follow.

Keith will sell his T- Shirts and other urbanics after the

show tonight.
Urbanics by Kelmeister February 4, 2010

Urinomics 

A bipartisan non-dictator specific derivative of the term Reaganomics which was associated with Ronald Reagan's failed trickle down economic policies and highly successful corruption strategy.

A super elitist dictator bastard dumps a bunch of cash on a bunch of other filthy rich elitist bastards of the top 2% who then proceed to piss on the remaining 98% of the population while they assure the 98% that this pissing will eventually result in prosperity for the lower 98%. No prosperity ever occurs but rather only the wetness and stench of the urination is conveyed.
The renewal of the Shrub's tax cuts is merely another case of corruption and trickle down urinomics.

It looks like my life will be a living hell for the next 50 years thanks to trickle down urinomics.

Urbanics 

A dialect of the English language known for its use (and often over-use) of terms from Urban Dictionary as a substitute for colloquial terms.
Dude, quit speaking in Urbanics. Besides, Jenny's a total thrift whore...
Urbanics by GogurtIsJustYogurt October 4, 2010

Urbanomic Resession 

The time period starting in spring 2010 to current time in which Urban Dictionary has chosen Words of the Day that have recieved overall negitave reception by the patrons of the website.
Random Internet Lurker- "July 29th 2010- strategic friend default? Where's my witty word/phrase I can integrate into my every day life? This Urbanomic Resession has gone too far."

Random Internet Lurker #2- "I think I'm going to kill myself. I just can't handle this Urbanomic Resession anymore."

Seriously people, the Word Of the Day is the life of some people. Stop commiting assisted suicide.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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