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Urbanodictionariaphobia 

The fear of the Urban dictionary. If you are reading this, you don't have it.
Person A: Hey, let's go check out JJJake's definition of ploofy on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAHHHH!! Stop it! I have Urbanodictionariaphobia!
Person A: What does that mean? Hang on a sec, I'll just search it up on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urbandicster 

That inventive creative person that loves to publish words on Urban dictionary.
Arnold Dignard is so consumed with urban dictionary that he has become a celebrity in his own mind, publishing words left and right. He's an urbandicster for sure.
Urbandicster by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017

Urbanics 

1. The theory of the Urban language in action.

2. Spoken or written words that are derived from the Urban

language.

3. Anything associated with Keith Urban or any other

Urbanites.
Urbanics is taught at all schools outside of the classroom.

His urbanics are hard to follow.

Keith will sell his T- Shirts and other urbanics after the

show tonight.
Urbanics by Kelmeister February 4, 2010

Urinomics 

A bipartisan non-dictator specific derivative of the term Reaganomics which was associated with Ronald Reagan's failed trickle down economic policies and highly successful corruption strategy.

A super elitist dictator bastard dumps a bunch of cash on a bunch of other filthy rich elitist bastards of the top 2% who then proceed to piss on the remaining 98% of the population while they assure the 98% that this pissing will eventually result in prosperity for the lower 98%. No prosperity ever occurs but rather only the wetness and stench of the urination is conveyed.
The renewal of the Shrub's tax cuts is merely another case of corruption and trickle down urinomics.

It looks like my life will be a living hell for the next 50 years thanks to trickle down urinomics.

Urbanics 

A dialect of the English language known for its use (and often over-use) of terms from Urban Dictionary as a substitute for colloquial terms.
Dude, quit speaking in Urbanics. Besides, Jenny's a total thrift whore...
Urbanics by GogurtIsJustYogurt October 4, 2010

Urbanomic Resession 

The time period starting in spring 2010 to current time in which Urban Dictionary has chosen Words of the Day that have recieved overall negitave reception by the patrons of the website.
Random Internet Lurker- "July 29th 2010- strategic friend default? Where's my witty word/phrase I can integrate into my every day life? This Urbanomic Resession has gone too far."

Random Internet Lurker #2- "I think I'm going to kill myself. I just can't handle this Urbanomic Resession anymore."

Seriously people, the Word Of the Day is the life of some people. Stop commiting assisted suicide.
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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