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urbandectomy 

Removing words from www.urbandictionary,com.
Did you notice that they now perform urbandectomies at www.urbandictionary.com? Good idea for reomoving some of the unfortunate entries.
urbandectomy by machiavellean December 6, 2003

urbandectomy 

Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.
Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
urbandectomy by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

urbandefinition 

A definition to a word on urban dictionary. Often either something sexual or an opinion about a company/celebrity/politician etc.
I thought a chili dog was something you ate until I read about it on urban dictionary.

Whoever wrote this urbandefinition really hates (insert celebrity here)
urbandefinition by eg0319 March 7, 2010

UrbanDex 

A pocket form of Urban Dictionary. Used by pointing it at a word, the it will gather info on it and speak to you said information. Similar to the PokeDex in Pokemon, but for words.
Go Booty! I choose you!"

"Huh? Booty? Let's see what the URBANDEX says about it..."

*Booty. The evolved form of Boot, and the final evolution of Boo. This word can mean pirate treasure, plunder or other ill-gotten gains, butt, ass specifically female posterior sex, screwing, or crap*

"Alright I'm gonna catch it! GOTTA DEFINE EM ALL
UrbanDex by MacaroniMan October 8, 2011

urbandepressionary 

The feeling you get after your submission to this site is rejected. It is compounded by the feeling you get when you see that word appear a few months later, as if it has somehow become legitimate because some other dipwad heard you say it and decided to submit it.
How's your mood today Karen?

I'm feeling a little urbandepressionary since i got the bad news, Stan, you piece of crap.
urbandepressionary by barney666 January 1, 2008

UrBaNdEliGhT 

He has been to parties with Denzel Washington and John Travolta. He has given speeches with James Gandolfini and John Turturro. He has also.... nevermind... I just named the cast of "The Taking of Pelham 123". But he is THE coolest thing since the hi-top fade and Hammertime.
Joe: " I wish I knew someone who was awesome and really cool."

Me: " I know someone, UrBaNdEliGhT!!!!!"

Joe: "Oh, I heard about him. He is suppose to be really AWESOME!"