upperfuck

to uppercut a woman in her crotch. It hurts. I would know.

Daniel Tosh reffered to it in tosh.o once..

Megan: "omfg did you see Ashlee take that upperfuck from Lauren?! xD"

Chris: "yes! haha that was hellaaa hott"

by Gunlovesbullet March 16, 2011

Uberfucked

The point when an object or person has reached the point of no return.

1) That kid's mom found out he was watching pr0nz. He's uberfucked.

2) Did you hear about that car that flipped over 10 times going 100+ mph? Yea that thing is uberfucked.

by lolodorf October 16, 2011

upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.

I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.

by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017

Underfucked

sexually deprived

1. Yo look how hard she's hitting on him... she's definitely underfucked!

2. That guy is completely underfucked. He just desperately asked her out again after she told him to fuck off for the third time...

by Stephen and friends June 26, 2010

upperdecker

An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving

i was at this party and they tried to kick me out so i gave them an upperdecker

by Nick June 18, 2006

Upperdeck

When you remove the upper lid of the toilet and shit in the tank.

Tommy shammed Bobby last night. So tonight Bobbys giving Tommy an upperdeck!

by Squeegie Bandit May 22, 2008

underfuckingstand

When you don't understand something and you are super pissed.
When you don't feel like saying "fucking understand"
When fucking understand just doesn't quite display the needed emotion.

"I don't underfuckingstand why your acting like this"

by Desiree Aho January 9, 2008