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Uppercunted 

To punch a girl really hard in the pussy.
"Dude that bitch kicked me in the balls so I punched her right in the pussy."

"Yeah that bitch got uppercunted!"
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Uppercunted 

To punch a female powerfully in the vagina
"Brianna was pissing me off real badly so I uppercunted her"

"How hard?"

"Hard"
Uppercunted by Quandale Ohio Dingle December 3, 2023

Uppercunt 

A closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the vagina.
Jab, jab, uppercunt--she's out!
Uppercunt by Dusty Rhodes April 23, 2004

Uppercunt 

Similar motion to the uppercut. The only difference is location.

Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.

A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.
Bill - Last night I got my Uppercunt on.
Phil - Oh cool.
Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.
Uppercunt by Uxio July 14, 2009

uppercunting 

another word for fisting

as defined by Bo Burnham
We got a little serious there... I believe fisting should be called uppercunting
uppercunting by ANTIClTIZEN December 3, 2010

Uppercunternutter with Jelly 

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.
Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up

uppercunt 

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"
uppercunt by twotoTandy March 27, 2008
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