uppercunt

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.

1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"

by twotoTandy March 27, 2008

uppercunt

To uppercut a women in the cunt.

"Dude she stood up and queefed cum on me so i uppercunted a bitch."

by Tdawg Zweiner May 19, 2010

uppercunt

When you drop to one knee and punch a woman in the vagina with an uppercut

Adam your an asshole (slap)

Bitch please ( uppercunt )

by sychaen February 11, 2014

Uppercunt

A closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the vagina.

Jab, jab, uppercunt--she's out!

by Dusty Rhodes April 23, 2004

Uppercunt

Similar motion to the uppercut. The only difference is location.

Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.

A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.

Bill - Last night I got my Uppercunt on.
Phil - Oh cool.
Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.

by Uxio July 14, 2009

uppercunting

another word for fisting

as defined by Bo Burnham

We got a little serious there... I believe fisting should be called uppercunting

by ANTIClTIZEN December 03, 2010

Uppercunt

Striking a female in the genitals with a forceful upwards swing.

Did you see those two chicks fighting? I cant believe she dropped the other chick with an uppercunt!

by DirtyJila March 05, 2011