Hym "I don't know if you're watching 'Invincible' but that shit was crazy. Thragg and Nolan are talking and this man (Thragg) draws back to punch him SO HARD that it creates a fucking vacuum that PULLS NOLAN IN TO PUNCHING RANGE! Nolan... The superstrength-having Viltrimite... Get SUCKED IN by the vacuum created by Thragg pulling his arm back and in that moment he experiences what I can only imagine is the maximum conceivable amount of confusion one could ever theoretically experience. All he (the SUPERSPEED HAVING VILTRUMITE by the way) had time to do was let out a disconcerted groan like 'Egh?' That I can only imagine roughly translated to 'What in the fuck is-' cut short by getting Thragg uppercutted into fucking space! Fucking nuts. That was crazy! HA! THE WIND-UP IS ALREADY IN THE GIFS! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"