2 definitions by Susie_Qsie

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.
Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?
by Susie_Qsie March 2, 2019
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When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.
Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up
by Susie_Qsie November 18, 2018
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