Definitions by Gstr34m

Uptong

(verb) when you put your tongue up any of the holes of a woman. Nose and ears excluded.

Greta: what did you do last night?
Warren: I uptonged that girl from tinder; it was hot.

Uptong by Gstr34m July 19, 2022

A guy who says he is six-foot or over, but is clearly under six-foot

Judy: how did your tinder date go?
Celine: it was fine, but it turns out he was 5’12”.
Judy: ohh, another short guy in disguise.