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upfuckery
Windows Upfuckingdate
When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Windows Upfuckingdate by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014
thumbs upflation
Repeatedly going back to a word you defined on Urban Dictionary and clicking the thumbs up icon to inflate the popularity of your word. Like shaking it out at a urinal after a nice piss, you're entitled to one or two shakes, but not 45.
I define slut slam on Urban Dictionary. I think it is hilarious, but it gets no traffic or a few thumbs down, so I keep coming back to UD and give my word some thumbs upflation.
thumbs upflation by Big Jim Powell February 17, 2009
upfull
upfull by Rafael Gonzalez July 18, 2006
Upfall
Mark’s crippling gambling addiction suddenly became his upfall when he miraculously won 1.4 million on a slot machine.
Upfall by Mark’s wife June 23, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.