unstrung hero

Someone whose usual leadership skills are unraveling in the face of the unknown.

She knew her kids looked up to her, yet suddenly faced with total loss of income, feeling her symptoms of coronavirus increasing by the hour, she feared she would become their unstrung hero.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Unstrengthiness

The acute physical condition of a person who posesses a severe lack of strength. This condition is exacerbated by afternoon naps.

Lift this dumbbell, it will cure your unstrengthiness.

by HawkreiN January 6, 2020

unsprung

An anal virgin. Someone who has not had significant anal penetration (beyond, for example, fingers) to stretch the "anal spring".

LISA: Of course Rick is going to want to put it in your butt, girl! The way you show off that booty, you know a man's going to show it some love.
KELLI: But I've never done that before. It's so nasty. Won't it hurt?
LISA: Awww, my unsprung hero. It's gonna hurt the first time, but get some lube and make him go slow. After that, you'll be okay. Just another sprung sister.

by shibb0 April 21, 2008

Unstrangly

Adj- when something is simple and bland but still interesting

This modern painting panted with only shades of red is unstrangly

by Kackie Iliad December 27, 2018