An anal virgin. Someone who has not had significant anal penetration (beyond, for example, fingers) to stretch the "anal spring".
LISA: Of course Rick is going to want to put it in your butt, girl! The way you show off that booty, you know a man's going to show it some love.
KELLI: But I've never done that before. It's so nasty. Won't it hurt?
LISA: Awww, my unsprung hero. It's gonna hurt the first time, but get some lube and make him go slow. After that, you'll be okay. Just another sprung sister.
KELLI: But I've never done that before. It's so nasty. Won't it hurt?
LISA: Awww, my unsprung hero. It's gonna hurt the first time, but get some lube and make him go slow. After that, you'll be okay. Just another sprung sister.
by shibb0 April 21, 2008
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