Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrownAfrican safari!"
The hottest, sexiest version of a man. He has control in the bed at all times. Though it gets aggressive with the dogs, the man refers to the rugball position in bed.
The controlfreak in bed. He gets down and shows how unshapen he really is. This is a man who is hot, manly, and aggressive. The name of the “unshapen” is usually Dante, and as a sign of superiority, he practices his ‘moves’ on “gramps.”