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Unshaven Ape Fuck 

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

unshaven nutsack 

Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!
unshaven nutsack by kam75xx July 21, 2019

unshapen 

The hottest, sexiest version of a man. He has control in the bed at all times. Though it gets aggressive with the dogs, the man refers to the rugball position in bed.
The hot unshapen man got in the rugball position with a car.
unshapen by rap the snap October 15, 2020

unshapen 

The control freak in bed. He gets down and shows how unshapen he really is. This is a man who is hot, manly, and aggressive. The name of the “unshapen” is usually Dante, and as a sign of superiority, he practices his ‘moves’ on “gramps.”
Dante is an unshapen type of man.
My husband Dante is unshapen!!!!!
unshapen by rap the snap October 15, 2020

Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.
Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.
Unshaven Shrimp Hole by Loselfuego February 24, 2022

unshapened

Some event or feature that emerged and hasn't been transformed into media buzz yet.
This permit to build a chemical factory in the centre of a nature reserve is unshapened yet.
unshapened by marqoz-still April 19, 2023