Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"
The control freak in bed. He gets down and shows how unshapen he really is. This is a man who is hot, manly, and aggressive. The name of the “unshapen” is usually Dante, and as a sign of superiority, he practices his ‘moves’ on “gramps.”
Dante is an unshapen type of man.
My husband Dante is unshapen!!!!!
The hottest, sexiest version of a man. He has control in the bed at all times. Though it gets aggressive with the dogs, the man refers to the rugball position in bed.
The hot unshapen man got in the rugball position with a car.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.