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The widely accepted, worldly religion, in which all of it's followers are unkin', meaning acting as if one is high. Followers of Unkism, called Unks, worship the mighty Unk god, Unkatunk. The highest concentration of Unkists live in Arlingon, Virginia; and in Santa Anna, Texas.
"Mommy, why is that guy hanging from a chair upside-down?"

"Well you see, Doug, that man is a follower of Unkism, and all Unkists are required to be unkin' at all times. Let's remember to be tollerant of that man, Doug."

"Just like Martin Luther King, Mommy?"

"Yes, Doug. Just like Martin Luther King."
Unkism by lilhippomanman June 2, 2009
(n) a name given to a lifelong friend, someone who shares your interests and who would serve as an uncle to your offspring.
Is Unky Fred coming to the party? I can't wait to see him!
unky by unky! September 21, 2010
Unaysah (nessa) is a super amazing friend. She's very sensitive, but if you win her heart she'll be the best friend u can ask for. She's a good dancer, and she often thinks she isn't pretty (when she's down right gorgeous) She's very determined when she puts her mind to things. Nessa is very smart, and often likes to have fun!
Unaysah is very sensitive

WOW that is Unaysah right there!

unky jay 

(promounced "unky - jay")

1.) an australian slang used in sydney to describe crackheads, herione adicts & drug abusers.

2.) also an australian slang used in sydney for junky uneducated people usually of white/anglo-saxon or aboriginal backgrounds who live off government welfare, stealing, selling clothes & other goods that they stole, asking for spare change, selling marijuana & sometimes ecstacy pills or petty amounts of speed if they can get their hands on it. they live in governemnt housing commision (housoes) in urban areas usually near train stations, and can be found hanging around at the local shops areas. they dont have their own transport, they always catch trains, and never pay for tickets, and all of them have dropped out of school by 16. ie. never had an education past 10th grade. most of the males first time being locked up in jail was at the juvinile age, even some of the females. they all come from poverty sticken families with parents who are drug abusers and usually have different fathers.

usually the younger males from the age range of 13 to 25 wear sporty shorts that are always way above the knees, and polo shirts usually striped, they wear sporty nike runner shoes with the socks pulled up, wear puffy fubu, dada, eminem, wu-tang or nautica jackets and regularly wear nike caps with the brim bent in the shape of a semi circle. tend to use words of american ebonics, and other words like cuz, lad & eshay. alot of them have developed a little own local thief accent. they are usually of a slim or boney build, and have tattoos on the legs of knives/daggers or some patterns

the older males usually wear tight & real worn out jeans, jogger shoes, polo shirts and hang around inside & infront of local TAB's (sports gambling outlets) & pubs. love buying alchohol from bottleshops in the middle of the night sipping on the bottles of bourbon whiskey covered in brown paper bags on the way home.

the females are the lowest of the low of females. they loose their virginity by the age of 13, have the taste of about 1000 or more differenet guys penises by the end of the teenage years. usually wear real tight pants and baggy sports jumpers, and wear joggers. have more worse language than the males, and talk real loud. most of the females conversation is something to do with bitching about something. In the teenage years alot of them wear lots of eye shadow and lipstic , usually have babies by the age of 16, but sometimes getting pregant as early as 13, get kicked out of the parents homes by 20 and spent most of the adult years sleeping at different guys houses, and by the time they hit their mid 30's , they look like hideous trolls with their faces being riddled crinkles from the long-term effect of drugs, with teeth missing. they also regularly draw attention to themselves in public areas like shops when they start screaching at the top of the lungs hurling abuses to people they know of , letting all the public know their personal affairs in the stance of leaning the chest forward and the butt sticking out, and all the females have real strong "aussie ocre" accents.

refer also to:
unkie-j
unky-j
unkie jay
look at that unky jay over there. they should put all the housoes of sydney around mount druitt to clean up the filth and crime from the streets off most of the rest of sydney
unky jay by night prawler May 22, 2005

unkissed 

1. adj. the state of not being kissed
2. n. a person who is or has never been kissed
My friend Lynsey is unkissed
unkissed by ... January 14, 2005

Unky Boy 

A lanky, ghostly shadow entity that haunts your bedroom. Unky Boy is often spotted during sleepless nights and waking dreams and paralyzes you with terror. He is more mischievous than harmful, but delights in scaring you senseless.
Unky Boy walked through my bedroom last night and scared the shit out of me!
Unky Boy by WolfShaman April 3, 2010