A method which you use when you feel your dog has turned homosexual and want to turn him/ her straight again. The method is feeding your dog popcorn and is believed to work.
Guy 1: My dog has turned gay what do I do?!
Guy 2: Use the unpoof method and feed him popcorn.
Guy 1: It worked thank you!
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