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A method which you use when you feel your dog has turned homosexual and want to turn him/ her straight again. The method is feeding your dog popcorn and is believed to work.
Guy 1: My dog has turned gay what do I do?!
Guy 2: Use the unpoof method and feed him popcorn.
Guy 1: It worked thank you!
Unpoof by EteboSZN on twitter August 26, 2018
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Unpooping 

adjective
the action of pooping but then sucking it back up your butthole.
Mom: Hey, Josiah sweetie, are you okay in there?
Josiah: Yeah... I'm just unpooping

Unprofessional 

Something shitty and not professional, something like fwiffo's discord server
Fwiffo's discord server is so unprofessional that it makes me want to die.

unpookiefied 

A pookie is someone you love/best friend when you unfied them they are no longer your pookie and now a bookie
I am unpookiefieding you
unpookiefied by Letters_10 August 30, 2023

unpooptankable 

A toilet, such as the models found at most Starbucks coffee shops, which features a pressurized water resivoir. Such toilets are not condusive to the art of the poop-tank, as the poop merely lies inside of the porcelain tank instead of undergoing the magical normal water to 'dump water' transformation. There are no known poop-tank methods for toilets of this type at this time.
It became evident the instant that I removed the porcelain lid of the toilet within Longs Drugs that the execution of a poop-tank would be impossible; the pressurized water system had foiled me again! Curses!

unpooping 

remove pooping emoji - unpooping
unpooping by swxall February 25, 2018

professionally unprofessional

Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.
John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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