Unpoof

A method which you use when you feel your dog has turned homosexual and want to turn him/ her straight again. The method is feeding your dog popcorn and is believed to work.

Guy 1: My dog has turned gay what do I do?!
Guy 2: Use the unpoof method and feed him popcorn.
Guy 1: It worked thank you!

by EteboSZN on twitter August 26, 2018

Unpooping

adjective
the action of pooping but then sucking it back up your butthole.

Mom: Hey, Josiah sweetie, are you okay in there?
Josiah: Yeah... I'm just unpooping

by josiahthecumguzzler123 May 7, 2018

Unprofessional

Something shitty and not professional, something like fwiffo's discord server

Fwiffo's discord server is so unprofessional that it makes me want to die.

by XDExDxDxDddddDDDDDDDD October 8, 2016

unpookiefied

A pookie is someone you love/best friend when you unfied them they are no longer your pookie and now a bookie

I am unpookiefieding you

by Letters_10 August 30, 2023

unpooptankable

A toilet, such as the models found at most Starbucks coffee shops, which features a pressurized water resivoir. Such toilets are not condusive to the art of the poop-tank, as the poop merely lies inside of the porcelain tank instead of undergoing the magical normal water to 'dump water' transformation. There are no known poop-tank methods for toilets of this type at this time.

It became evident the instant that I removed the porcelain lid of the toilet within Longs Drugs that the execution of a poop-tank would be impossible; the pressurized water system had foiled me again! Curses!

by The Unmasked Avenger December 19, 2004

unpooping

when you stop pooping

remove pooping emoji - unpooping

by swxall February 25, 2018

professionally unprofessional

Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.

John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .

by CowmanFTW April 15, 2016