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Unpooping 

adjective
the action of pooping but then sucking it back up your butthole.
Mom: Hey, Josiah sweetie, are you okay in there?
Josiah: Yeah... I'm just unpooping

Unprofessional 

Something shitty and not professional, something like fwiffo's discord server
Fwiffo's discord server is so unprofessional that it makes me want to die.

unpookiefied 

A pookie is someone you love/best friend when you unfied them they are no longer your pookie and now a bookie
I am unpookiefieding you
unpookiefied by Letters_10 August 30, 2023

unpooptankable 

A toilet, such as the models found at most Starbucks coffee shops, which features a pressurized water resivoir. Such toilets are not condusive to the art of the poop-tank, as the poop merely lies inside of the porcelain tank instead of undergoing the magical normal water to 'dump water' transformation. There are no known poop-tank methods for toilets of this type at this time.
It became evident the instant that I removed the porcelain lid of the toilet within Longs Drugs that the execution of a poop-tank would be impossible; the pressurized water system had foiled me again! Curses!

unpooping 

remove pooping emoji - unpooping
unpooping by swxall February 25, 2018

professionally unprofessional

Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.
John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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