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Unforeseen Consequences 

A consequence that is brought to or by someone accidentally or can be used to describe a consenquence that is undesirable or can be used to frighten someone from doing something someone does not want them to do.
"If you eat all that candy, you will suffer unforeseen consequences.
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Unforeseen Trip 

My dad took an unforeseen trip and I haven’t seen him since 1985.
Unforeseen Trip by Biglove32 April 8, 2024

unforsheen 

(adj.) When one's partying goes to an unexpected, Charlie Sheen type level.
Dude, I was just gonna have a couple of drinks...30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later I thought, well that was unforsheen.
unforsheen by sefferson May 9, 2011

Unforesmelt 

Adjective: unforesmelt or unforesmelled

An unanticipated or unexpected smell, often pertaining to flatulence.

My earlier snack of dill pickles with cream cheese has had unforesmelt consequences.

Unforesmelt by Sir Garence March 7, 2009

unforscenery 

The landscape you "find" yourself looking at when you discover that:

A) The GPS/NAV computer in your rental car tells you to take a turn off that results in your being somewhere other than your intended/desired destination.

B) Your shotgun riding, "navigator" mis-reads the road map, gives you bad directions, and you're LOST.

C) You've incorrectly copied down an address and you're just plain... LOST.

D) All of the above.
"Although I took a wrong turn, got lost, I'm 2 hrs. late and almost outta gas, I saw some pretty nice "unforscenery".
unforscenery by Lovepirate December 4, 2010

digitally unfreshen up

The gratuitous use of any photo editing tool made to make someone (usually celebrities) look like shit. Seen on every issue ever published by The National Enquirer or any check stand lane tabloids. Making people unattractive to make them attractive and making them look like a celebutard (only to sell magazines).

Digitally vandalized images. Or digitally altered in some way to some extent more or less. Closely related to digitally freshen up
Madonna's arms, Kirstie Alley's girth, and Angelina Jolie's face and lips, have been digitally unfreshend up so many times, it's not even shocking anymore.

I had to digitally unfreshen up some photos of my douchey ex before I could post them on Facebook.

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."
Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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