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Unforeseen Trip 

My dad took an unforeseen trip and I haven’t seen him since 1985.
Unforeseen Trip by Biglove32 April 8, 2024

unforsheen 

(adj.) When one's partying goes to an unexpected, Charlie Sheen type level.
Dude, I was just gonna have a couple of drinks...30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later I thought, well that was unforsheen.
unforsheen by sefferson May 9, 2011

Unforesmelt 

Adjective: unforesmelt or unforesmelled

An unanticipated or unexpected smell, often pertaining to flatulence.
My earlier snack of dill pickles with cream cheese has had unforesmelt consequences.
Unforesmelt by Sir Garence March 7, 2009

unforscenery 

The landscape you "find" yourself looking at when you discover that:

A) The GPS/NAV computer in your rental car tells you to take a turn off that results in your being somewhere other than your intended/desired destination.

B) Your shotgun riding, "navigator" mis-reads the road map, gives you bad directions, and you're LOST.

C) You've incorrectly copied down an address and you're just plain... LOST.

D) All of the above.
"Although I took a wrong turn, got lost, I'm 2 hrs. late and almost outta gas, I saw some pretty nice "unforscenery".
unforscenery by Lovepirate December 4, 2010

digitally unfreshen up

The gratuitous use of any photo editing tool made to make someone (usually celebrities) look like shit. Seen on every issue ever published by The National Enquirer or any check stand lane tabloids. Making people unattractive to make them attractive and making them look like a celebutard (only to sell magazines).

Digitally vandalized images. Or digitally altered in some way to some extent more or less. Closely related to digitally freshen up
Madonna's arms, Kirstie Alley's girth, and Angelina Jolie's face and lips, have been digitally unfreshend up so many times, it's not even shocking anymore.

I had to digitally unfreshen up some photos of my douchey ex before I could post them on Facebook.

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."
Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.