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unexpecteds 

The unexpected things that suddenly happen in people's lives which can in the most extreme cases shock them, but always force them to adapt because the unexpected event(s) prevented them from doing what they were planning to do and hoping to be able to do on a certain day, at a specific time.
Charlie told Kathryn, "It made me so happy to see you guys after the "unexpecteds" that popped into our lives." Monday, you had a family emergency and forgot to take your phone, which left me bewildered not knowing why you were not replying to my emails. Then Tuesday, my Internet was down which prevented us from meeting in ZOOM for me to tutor your lovable son.
unexpecteds by but for April 2, 2021
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you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Unexpectedly 

It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.
When offered a second helping of pie Malcolm unexpectedly declined.
Unexpectedly by AKACroatalin December 8, 2016

sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! 

what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."
damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!

Unexpected

The Spanish Inquisition were unexpected
Unexpected by Dick smalley November 8, 2019

Unexpected Cream Sniff 

The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.
“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man