Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
Aurelius: Did you take a piss inside Connie's pussy again while having sex with her?
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.
Any person that has a weird or abnormal body shape; they may appear to most people as obese or anorexic to be considered unshaped.
“Look at her upper body compared to her lower body with her unshaped ass!”
“Why does this unshaped bitch think she cute just because she got her hair done?”
“She’s like a stick, with her unshaped ass she don’t need to talk about nobody she got small boobs and a lil butt too.”
“How even is that unshaped bitch that tall and that skinny at the same time.”
It is a Portuguese expression, translated to "desenmerda-te!", that is used when you want to say to someone that they're stuck in the mud and they need to sort their stuff out.
Nao ha comboio hoje? Vens a pe! Desenmerda-te! Tensde ca vir ter - Is there no trains today? Come on foot! Unshit yourself. you've got to come here!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.