underlife 

Those emotional truths that reside beneath the respectable patina of our public lives.

"Be careful.
Protect your strange and beautiful
underlife."

From the poem "Take Care" by January Gill O'Neil, from the poetry collection UNDERLIFE.

underlife by January Gill O'Neil February 3, 2010

underlife 

the underlife, is something that is hidden from all people, except your own mind, it is a life that you live out, the hidden patterns of your dreams lie there, touched and cherished by only you.

emo's and so forth may express parts of their underlife in places such as myspace.com

underlife by Ch4oS_th3ory September 17, 2006

underwiper 

A girl/woman who wipes her ass under her pussy (or top to bottom) thus exposing her pussy and all pubic region to fecal matter.

Holy shit, I was going to eat out J-Lo last night, but when I got down there her shit stank like diarrhea. Bitch is an underwiper.

underwiper by slole1 April 21, 2009

underslicer

When the urethral opening of male genitalia is elongated and extends down the head of the penis. due to this sick deformed abomination of a penis, any fluid secreted will simply drip down like a leaking faucet.

Carson: " dude what the fuck's wrong with your dick?"

Nick: "I thought everyone had one like this..."

Carson: "No you sick bastard! You have an underslicer!"

underslicer by anuscrab December 26, 2011

Underbite Chia 

Someone who has a major underbite with crooked teeth. And chia pet hair.

Wow! what an underbite chia you are!

Underbite Chia by shrogor cheet January 8, 2020

underside 

same thing as taint, gooch, etc.

it's the patch of skin between the balls and asshole. girls have one as well but it's not as funny.

it was so hot out my underwear was soaking up all the sweat from my underside.

underside by Feve July 25, 2011

underloft 

When someone intentionally " throws you under the bus ". Its typically a fire service term when your coworker tries to make himself look better in the eyes of management. Its typically employed by probationary employees who lack the self consciousness neccesary to be successful.

Luke: Hey Chili! Did you see that Les didnt restock the restock cabinet?

Chili: No I didnt notice that... But I know you would never do such a thing. Your such a good employee..

Luke: Thank you Chili...

Chili: Hey you have some dirt on your knees, better wipe that off before you leave.. Oh and there's something dribbling down your chin.

Les: Thanks for "underlofting" me you douche.

underloft by the underlofter October 7, 2011