underslicer

When the urethral opening of male genitalia is elongated and extends down the head of the penis. due to this sick deformed abomination of a penis, any fluid secreted will simply drip down like a leaking faucet.
Carson: " dude what the fuck's wrong with your dick?"

Nick: "I thought everyone had one like this..."

Carson: "No you sick bastard! You have an underslicer!"
by anuscrab November 19, 2011
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