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Unbalanced Anthony 

A unfair, lopsided, or ludicrous offer.
The hooker said it’s $50 for a blowjob.

“I said you can keep that Unbalanced Anthony shit. You only got half your teeth - I’ll give you $10.”
Unbalanced Anthony by McBackup November 2, 2022

Unbreaded 

To be free of worldly cares and aspirations. To no longer give a shit. Unburdened. Unchained. Free.
Touchdown. On Paper? Unbreaded. Nope, hold up. Touchdown. On Paper. Unbreaded. Oh right. Touchdown. Paper. I never gave a shit. That, this was never to these. Touchdown. Paper. UNBREADED! DYE!
Unbreaded by Valuko February 4, 2022

unbaffleable 

the ability to not be baffled
Shane: We're unbaffleable!
Ryan: That's not a word
unbaffleable by Yeet my kids January 21, 2020

umbartto 

I was at the skate park and I saw an umbartto
umbartto by Eshay_Master October 23, 2020

the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

unarousing nudity

(Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.

Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit

Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"
unarousing nudity by Monticello-W October 19, 2016