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unable to can 

unable to can is the smart way of saying can't/can not
this phrase is only used by intellectuals which have a iq of over 10.
I am unable to can do this question

henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"
"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"
If a person who supports bad habits and destructive behaviour is an enabler, then a person who is unable to support these negative traits due to morals, a physical lack, or some other constraint is therefore an unabler. If you refuse to play into negative behaviours on someone's part then you are an unabler
Sorry to be an unabler, but I can't give you a cigarette I quit smoking too.
unabler by Gypsy Judy July 21, 2007

unasleep 

Not to be confused with awake, it's a bit like undead. Same level of speech and cognitive reasoning. Think living, breathing zombie.
"I was so unasleep at work today, I couldn't string two words together. Rawwwrr, sleepy!!!"
unasleep by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.
Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

Unabletotextness 

Describing one's inability to form legible text messages.
Person 1: Has Sam texted you recently?
Person 2: Yea, her texting quality is so bad!
Person 1: Well, she's pretty stupid so that probably affects her unabletotextness.
Unabletotextness by TheThiccBicth December 3, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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