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unable to can 

unable to can is the smart way of saying can't/can not
this phrase is only used by intellectuals which have a iq of over 10.

henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"
"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"
If a person who supports bad habits and destructive behaviour is an enabler, then a person who is unable to support these negative traits due to morals, a physical lack, or some other constraint is therefore an unabler. If you refuse to play into negative behaviours on someone's part then you are an unabler
Sorry to be an unabler, but I can't give you a cigarette I quit smoking too.
unabler by Gypsy Judy July 21, 2007

unasleep 

Not to be confused with awake, it's a bit like undead. Same level of speech and cognitive reasoning. Think living, breathing zombie.
"I was so unasleep at work today, I couldn't string two words together. Rawwwrr, sleepy!!!"
unasleep by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.
Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

Unabletotextness 

Describing one's inability to form legible text messages.
Person 1: Has Sam texted you recently?
Person 2: Yea, her texting quality is so bad!
Person 1: Well, she's pretty stupid so that probably affects her unabletotextness.
Unabletotextness by TheThiccBicth December 3, 2019