unabler 

If a person who supports bad habits and destructive behaviour is an enabler, then a person who is unable to support these negative traits due to morals, a physical lack, or some other constraint is therefore an unabler. If you refuse to play into negative behaviours on someone's part then you are an unabler

Sorry to be an unabler, but I can't give you a cigarette I quit smoking too.

unabler by Gypsy Judy July 21, 2007

unable to can 

unable to can is the smart way of saying can't/can not
this phrase is only used by intellectuals which have a iq of over 10.

I am unable to can do this question

unable to can by Lewisanklegangman March 12, 2019

henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"

"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"

henceforth i am unable to can by me? gay, trans, and dumb September 26, 2021

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

unable-to-text-back syndrome by noisecat June 6, 2005

Unabletotextness 

Describing one's inability to form legible text messages.

Person 1: Has Sam texted you recently?
Person 2: Yea, her texting quality is so bad!
Person 1: Well, she's pretty stupid so that probably affects her unabletotextness.

Unabletotextness by TheThiccBicth December 3, 2019

I am unable 

Synonym of I can’t even, when’s something is really funny and you can’t deal with it.

“This is my first time seeing this meme and I am unable lmfao”

I am unable by lyfesgood May 24, 2018

Unabletowrappresentsitis

Being unable to wrap presents due to a T cell deficiency

Man I suck at wrapping presents, I must have Unabletowrappresentsitis or something.
And I'm called Mark

Unabletowrappresentsitis by MrDr December 24, 2014