Not to be confused with awake, it's a bit like undead. Same level of speech and cognitive reasoning. Think living, breathing zombie.
"I was so unasleep at work today, I couldn't string two words together. Rawwwrr, sleepy!!!"
Occasionally feeling as if you can hear your cellphone ringtone or feel it vibrating in your pocket when you don't have it on you or it's not within earshot or no one has called or texted you.
I felt my cell vibrating in my pocket, but when I reached in there to grab it, it wasn't even on my. Just phantom cellphone syndrome, I guess.
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