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humberstone 

A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute
Salute our God, Humberstone
humberstone by CHaZ October 4, 2015
Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights shoe addict
Girl:OMG is that Umberto

Other girl:ya
Girl:I'm going to ask him out
Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend
Umberto by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015

umbertan 

a tan that looks totally fake, and looks disgusting
ew, umbertans look HORRIBLE
umbertan by TooGucciForYou January 14, 2015

umbertous 

Beautiful, Ferferi, Cat fan
The greatest, fantastic name has discovered by a sarcastic author who is Asal Rasoli, her ironically words spread all over Twitter, #Asal is a hot bloody cat lover, and it's enough say to her #Pishi, The most similar thing is refer to #Umbertous is #lumos on Harry Potter series, you can make her happy with just a cat picture :)
What's your nickname honey?
-you can search Umbertous
umbertous by Riezes December 28, 2021

Umbertoism

The most advanced and sophisticated religion there is to date.
- Do you want to talk about Umbertoism?

- No, I'm already Umbertoist!
Umbertoism by adamjohan0408 November 7, 2018
super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.
He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.
Umberto by PotatoMonkey February 28, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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