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Sverkerism

A religion focused around Sverker. He is hot, cool, big, curvy, he is Sverker. Those who practice Sverkerism often wear masks depicting the god. People often perform a pilgrimage to his home as an act of honor, to show dedication to the cause.

“I came in my pants when I saw Sverker today”

“Woahhh duuuude! Are you practicing Sverkerism?”
“Yeah duuuuude of course! Who doesn’t dude”

by adamjohan0408 November 9, 2021

Umbertoism

The most advanced and sophisticated religion there is to date.

- Do you want to talk about Umbertoism?

- No, I'm already Umbertoist!

by adamjohan0408 November 7, 2018