umbertous 

Beautiful, Ferferi, Cat fan
The greatest, fantastic name has discovered by a sarcastic author who is Asal Rasoli, her ironically words spread all over Twitter, #Asal is a hot bloody cat lover, and it's enough say to her #Pishi, The most similar thing is refer to #Umbertous is #lumos on Harry Potter series, you can make her happy with just a cat picture :)

What's your nickname honey?
-you can search Umbertous

umbertous by Riezes December 28, 2021

umbertous 

Beautiful, Ferferi, Cat fan
The greatest, fantastic name has discovered by a sarcastic author who is Asal Rasoli, her ironically words spread all over Twitter, #Asal is a hot bloody cat lover, and it's enough say to her #Pishi, The most similar thing is refer to #Umbertous is #lumos on Harry Potter series, you can make her happy with just a cat picture :)

What's your nickname honey?
-you can search Umbertous

umbertous by Riezes December 28, 2021

Ubertoast 

Ubertoast is essentially toast that is "better". It is like regular toast, but has been made into ubertoast thanks to a special toasting process known only by seven elderly Mongolian warriors living in Senegal.

Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"

NOOB: Gee, I really love toast! Hey, what's this "ubertoast"?

CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!

NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!

(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)

Ubertoast by Lordnecronus December 11, 2009

Umberto 

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights shoe addict

Girl:OMG is that Umberto

Other girl:ya
Girl:I'm going to ask him out
Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend

Umberto by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015

Umbertoism

The most advanced and sophisticated religion there is to date.

- Do you want to talk about Umbertoism?

- No, I'm already Umbertoist!

Umbertoism by adamjohan0408 November 7, 2018

Umberto 

super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.

He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.

Umberto by PotatoMonkey February 28, 2009

Umberto 

An extremly smart,though sometimes idiotic person.

Wow,you aced that test,you Umbertoed it!

Umberto by Loganicus January 13, 2009