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Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights shoe addict
Girl:OMG is that Umberto

Other girl:ya
Girl:I'm going to ask him out
Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend
Umberto by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.
He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.
Umberto by PotatoMonkey February 28, 2009
An extremly smart,though sometimes idiotic person.
Wow,you aced that test,you Umbertoed it!
Umberto by Loganicus January 13, 2009
Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights. shoe addict
Girl:hay wanna go play with Umberto

Other guy:no hes to hard to beat

Umberto:Hmm (doing keep-ups with know one else in the corner very concentrate)
Umberto by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015
surrounded by obstacles and challenges
you cannot help but peep through the glory hole
and
watch

him
grow demanding limbs that are
capable of carrying weight
and you cannot help but love what you
you
love
what
you
feel
this could go on like this. why destroy a good thing.
Umberto
Umberto by Krkič May 4, 2019
The Most Gibberish name of all the names.. it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Scumana Umberto?
Umberto by Bretmcb23 October 16, 2008

Umberto & Quentin 

The closest Uday & Quesay would get to their names on those amusement park personalised licence plates.
I don't have an example. The definition is a joke.
Umberto & Quentin by Zach G. November 28, 2003
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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