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uglies bumpin' uglies 

Refers to the phenomenon of two extremely unattractive people having sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Wow! Your neighbors, the husband and wife pair, sure are ugly.
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!
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bumpin uglies

Home girl be bumpin uglies with one too many freaks.
bumpin uglies by Sybermoms.com October 21, 2003

Bumpin' Uglies 

Another word for sex. with multiple partners but at different times.
Bumpin' Uglies by Deadman Dan October 21, 2005

Bumpin Uglies

The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.
Bumpin Uglies by Tardified July 30, 2010

bumpin uglies

lesbian sex; when the vaginas of two female sex partners smack together during sexual intercourse, often swapping fluids and debris.
I was trying to sleep, but the lesbians next door were bumpin uglies all night and the sloppy smacking noises were echoing too loudly
bumpin uglies by lunchemz May 19, 2005

bumpin the uglies 

Yo dogg I be bumpin them uglies left an' right.

bumping uglies 

1. sex between a male and a female
C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.
bumping uglies by Bud E Love May 15, 2003