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Uberskiver 

A person so skilled in the art of skiving that they manage to somehow get paid for doing what the rest of us would be sacked for.
A learned academic who can call surfing the internet and tweeting to her friends work, is a fine example of an uberskiver. All the more so if they are aware of how lucky they are.
Uberskiver by Tumshie September 8, 2011
When you're riding in or waiting for an Uber and they go past your stop or drive past your pick up point
I kept saying this is where I get out, but the driver proceeded to ubershoot my stop and let me off across the street.
ubershoot by Snowed in October 10, 2017
The title given to his holy Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple. Inc..

Creator of the

* Mac, best computer ever built
* OS X 10, best operating system ever designed
* Iphone, also just known as the real Wunderphone ever
* Desktop Trash Bin, first ever fully functional trashbin on your desktop

Adored by millions of people around the globe for its never ending creativity to bring us poor souls things we could have never dreamed of!

To be considered a real Apple disciple it is required at attend annual, in real life or even virtual, masses of his holy master, such as its presentation of never seen revolutionary products in San Francisco.

If such masses could not be attended, extra credit will be given for instantaneous purchase of any new product by the master.
Ubersteve shall prevail in making this sad world a much better place!
Ubersteve by BiggestIphoneFanEver January 27, 2010

Uberhole 

New expression or term for a nice vagina
Jade has an Uberhole
Uberhole by funsize=gayde-cock June 12, 2010

uberseven 

Vaguely, thirty-five.
Jerry bought the case of water with uberseven bottles.
uberseven by T-bar employee December 27, 2008

Uberhole 

It's like an asshole, but so much more.
You go out to eat with somebody. They don't bring money, so they force you to pay for it. Throughout the meal they keep asking you if you're going to eat your own food and to top it off they insult your friends. That guy is an uberhole.
Uberhole by TheAluminumMan August 24, 2011