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Uberskiver 

A person so skilled in the art of skiving that they manage to somehow get paid for doing what the rest of us would be sacked for.
A learned academic who can call surfing the internet and tweeting to her friends work, is a fine example of an uberskiver. All the more so if they are aware of how lucky they are.
Uberskiver by Tumshie September 8, 2011
When you're riding in or waiting for an Uber and they go past your stop or drive past your pick up point
I kept saying this is where I get out, but the driver proceeded to ubershoot my stop and let me off across the street.
ubershoot by Snowed in October 10, 2017
The title given to his holy Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple. Inc..

Creator of the

* Mac, best computer ever built
* OS X 10, best operating system ever designed
* Iphone, also just known as the real Wunderphone ever
* Desktop Trash Bin, first ever fully functional trashbin on your desktop

Adored by millions of people around the globe for its never ending creativity to bring us poor souls things we could have never dreamed of!

To be considered a real Apple disciple it is required at attend annual, in real life or even virtual, masses of his holy master, such as its presentation of never seen revolutionary products in San Francisco.

If such masses could not be attended, extra credit will be given for instantaneous purchase of any new product by the master.
Ubersteve shall prevail in making this sad world a much better place!
Ubersteve by BiggestIphoneFanEver January 27, 2010

Uberhole 

New expression or term for a nice vagina
Jade has an Uberhole
Uberhole by funsize=gayde-cock June 12, 2010

uberseven 

Vaguely, thirty-five.
Jerry bought the case of water with uberseven bottles.
uberseven by T-bar employee December 27, 2008

Uberhole 

It's like an asshole, but so much more.
You go out to eat with somebody. They don't bring money, so they force you to pay for it. Throughout the meal they keep asking you if you're going to eat your own food and to top it off they insult your friends. That guy is an uberhole.
Uberhole by TheAluminumMan August 24, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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