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ubershove 

Think of a supermodel with the face of Paul Reubens.
ubershove by kellen bellen watermelon September 29, 2003
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Uberskiver 

A person so skilled in the art of skiving that they manage to somehow get paid for doing what the rest of us would be sacked for.
A learned academic who can call surfing the internet and tweeting to her friends work, is a fine example of an uberskiver. All the more so if they are aware of how lucky they are.
Uberskiver by Tumshie September 8, 2011
When you're riding in or waiting for an Uber and they go past your stop or drive past your pick up point
I kept saying this is where I get out, but the driver proceeded to ubershoot my stop and let me off across the street.
ubershoot by Snowed in October 10, 2017
The title given to his holy Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple. Inc..

Creator of the

* Mac, best computer ever built
* OS X 10, best operating system ever designed
* Iphone, also just known as the real Wunderphone ever
* Desktop Trash Bin, first ever fully functional trashbin on your desktop

Adored by millions of people around the globe for its never ending creativity to bring us poor souls things we could have never dreamed of!

To be considered a real Apple disciple it is required at attend annual, in real life or even virtual, masses of his holy master, such as its presentation of never seen revolutionary products in San Francisco.

If such masses could not be attended, extra credit will be given for instantaneous purchase of any new product by the master.
Ubersteve shall prevail in making this sad world a much better place!
Ubersteve by BiggestIphoneFanEver January 27, 2010

Uberhole 

New expression or term for a nice vagina
Jade has an Uberhole
Uberhole by funsize=gayde-cock June 12, 2010

uberseven 

Vaguely, thirty-five.
Jerry bought the case of water with uberseven bottles.
uberseven by T-bar employee December 27, 2008

Uberhole 

It's like an asshole, but so much more.
You go out to eat with somebody. They don't bring money, so they force you to pay for it. Throughout the meal they keep asking you if you're going to eat your own food and to top it off they insult your friends. That guy is an uberhole.
Uberhole by TheAluminumMan August 24, 2011
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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