Ubersteve

The title given to his holy Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple. Inc..

Creator of the

* Mac, best computer ever built
* OS X 10, best operating system ever designed
* Iphone, also just known as the real Wunderphone ever
* Desktop Trash Bin, first ever fully functional trashbin on your desktop

Adored by millions of people around the globe for its never ending creativity to bring us poor souls things we could have never dreamed of!

To be considered a real Apple disciple it is required at attend annual, in real life or even virtual, masses of his holy master, such as its presentation of never seen revolutionary products in San Francisco.

If such masses could not be attended, extra credit will be given for instantaneous purchase of any new product by the master.

Ubersteve shall prevail in making this sad world a much better place!

by BiggestIphoneFanEver January 27, 2010

Uberskiver

A person so skilled in the art of skiving that they manage to somehow get paid for doing what the rest of us would be sacked for.

A learned academic who can call surfing the internet and tweeting to her friends work, is a fine example of an uberskiver. All the more so if they are aware of how lucky they are.

by Tumshie September 8, 2011

UberSteak

A steak so advanced, it dwarfs all other steaks by comparison.

No no, forget the tri-tip...I'll have Die UberSteak.

by DeeBs September 16, 2004

uberstreme

Something so amazingly extreme that it has become uber extreme.

banana donkeys are uberstreme!

by Jenai and Chris July 8, 2005

uberseven

Vaguely, thirty-five.

Jerry bought the case of water with uberseven bottles.

by T-bar employee December 27, 2008

uberstoned

The perfect high, when you smoke lots of weed but not to much.

guy1"hey man i am getting so stoned this friday"
guy2"how stoned"
guy1"uberstoned"
guy2"invite me"

by bob123123 October 27, 2006

ubershove

An ugly girl with a killer body.

Think of a supermodel with the face of Paul Reubens.

by kellen bellen watermelon September 29, 2003