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The title given to his holy Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple. Inc..

Creator of the

* Mac, best computer ever built
* OS X 10, best operating system ever designed
* Iphone, also just known as the real Wunderphone ever
* Desktop Trash Bin, first ever fully functional trashbin on your desktop

Adored by millions of people around the globe for its never ending creativity to bring us poor souls things we could have never dreamed of!

To be considered a real Apple disciple it is required at attend annual, in real life or even virtual, masses of his holy master, such as its presentation of never seen revolutionary products in San Francisco.

If such masses could not be attended, extra credit will be given for instantaneous purchase of any new product by the master.
Ubersteve shall prevail in making this sad world a much better place!
Ubersteve by BiggestIphoneFanEver January 27, 2010
Related Words

überseer 

1. A person who obsessively foretells extreme future events above other seers
2. A person who supervises other seers, especially "end-times" seers
Rolex Iamrich is an end-times disaster film überseer.
überseer by timlight July 11, 2009

überseership 

1. the office of an überseer

2. the office or condition of the most obsessive of all "end-times" seers
Today, I'm anointing Churchian for überseership in last days music.
überseership by timlight July 16, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026