U of M 

•U of M is the abbreviation of university of Michigan.

•One of the oldest state colleges.

•Located in Ann Arbor

•Large campus

•Very old buildings

•One of the best colleges in the world

I want to go to U of M when I grow up!

U of M by Sportsstaraddi March 26, 2014

U of M-59

A pun on "The University of Michigan" intended to identify Macomb Community College, which is currently established on Michigan State Highway 59.

Student 1: Hey, I'm going to Michigan State for college dude, where are you going?
Student 2: U of M-59.
Student 1: Ahhh the Wolverines... nice.
Student 2: Errr, you're referring to the U of M. And we're the Monarchs (as in butterflies) by the way.

U of M-59 by Thunder from down under April 7, 2009

U of M goggles 

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.

Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."

U of M goggles by c_U_there August 30, 2007

U of M Handshake 

Another term for a prostate exam

Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.

U of M Handshake by De Znuts April 24, 2020

Country of C.U.M. 

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

Country of C.U.M. by Dripfoe February 16, 2022

Exe we're tired of u mfs

We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂

Exe we're tired of u mfs

Exe we're tired of u mfs by Exe we're tired of u mfs November 23, 2021

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? 

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022