type J

the most outperforming breed on the asian import market.

so yeah, the type J is a super crazy ass ride.

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Type-ja-vu

An impression or dull familiarity of having typed something before.

Did I already email you about this? I am having type-ja-vu!

by Daria Sofiyeva December 10, 2007

Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person

Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!

by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023

Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.

Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024

Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024

Type Jawn

The better version to "Type Sh*t".

Used as a term to congratulate or agree with someone.

Even though jawn comes from philly, anyone can say it. It's also more funny too.

EXAMP 1- Johnny: I finally start listening to Brent Faiyaz.
Jay: Yessir, type jawn.

EXAMP 2- Delilah: Yess, I got an honor roll.
Olivia: Yuhh, type jawn.

(Sometimes, you can save yourself and say it when no one laughs at an unfunny joke you said, you can say it at random times like when it's just silence).

by datkidnick April 5, 2024

type john

sarcastically referring to some event, prior present or future, or referring to an object that is relevant to the situation at hand. similar to "type shit", but used sarcastically or when vulgarity is unacceptable, such as in work or school environments.

"bro i fucking love spaghetti"

"thats some pasta type john"

by Time of my Life February 26, 2026